Glogg Pong

Scene: after a long game, Mr. Ruff is holding a press conference....

Hank: Guys, I don't know if this is going to work...

Spacey: -in a funny accent- Oh come on, Tally. What are they going to do? Bench us next game? We're defense; we're immune to benching.

Hank: Okay, okay. But if we get caught-

Spacey: Just blame it on Max like last time.

Hank sighs and proceeds to sneak into the conference, making a huge distraction.

Spacey: You're up, Maxy.

Max: -nods due to lack of English skillz-

Max sneaks into Lindy's back pocket and grabs the get-into-anything key without anyone noticing; the perks of being a super Russian spy. The guys go on to sneak into the Bandit's locker room where Toni the Tiger and Millsy are already waiting with the glogg.

Millsy: -sigh- Can we hurry up with this? I'm missing my soaps to referee your game!

Toni: Okay, okay. I've got the glogg here, you guys set up the cups, okay?

Spacey: Ja, ja. Set up the cups, Max.

Max: -shakes head, blinks twice, claps hands together-

Spacey: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO BUY CUPS?!

Max: -stares intently before hopping on one foot and holding up three fingers-

Spacey: Well, I know you were watching House last night, but that doesn't mean you can just forget to buy cups.

Toni: -sighs- So what are we going to do now?

Hank: Well, we can't let all this glogg go to waste, just toss it over here and-

Toni: No way you glogg-aholic. Last time we let you hold the glogg, it was gone before we could blink. And then you went and blamed it on Sabretooth....

Millsy: -muttering- Stupid defensemen....

Max: -snaps fingers, blinks three times, does the macarena-

Toni: Won't the lacrosse balls roll over?

Max: -sighs and does handstand-

Toni: Ooooh, well why didn't you say we'd use Marty's old tape?

The five spend the next few minutes cutting lacrosse balls in half and taping them to the table so that the open part is facing up. Toni proceeds to pour the glogg into the "cups," making sure Hank isn't nearby.

Millsy: Okay, so the teams will be-

Toni: Oooh, ooh! I get Hank!!

Millsy: -sigh- Toni, you always pair up with him. Tonight's teams are Max and Hank versus you and Spacey.

Toni: -pouts- Fine.

Several minutes later.

Spacey: Haha, Toni. You lose again!

Hank: We're on fire tonight, Spacey. -highfives-

Goose: -suddenly bursts in- Honk honk honk honk-honk?

Millsy: Goose, what are you doing here, dude? -smiles nervously-

Goose: Honk, honk honk honk honk-honk?!

Spacey: Well, we were going to invite you, but then... um...

Goose: .... honk?

Millsy: -glares are Spacey- Of course we like you, Goosey! It's just, you tend to honk loudly when you're drunk and we can't get caught by Lindy again.... Why don't you go home and practice your viola? I'll call you tomorrow and we can gossip about Crosby's crocs. Okay?

Goose: Honk, honk HONK!!!

Millsy: I know, yellow is totally not his color! But we'll talk about that tomorrow.

Goose: Honk. -smiles and flies away-

Hank: -sighs- That was close; I thought he was going to start pecking us again.