Sabres vs. Preds Game Notes;; 2/27

1. New Guy better be double hat trick amazing if he wants to win me over. Looks can only do so much, Stevie. P.S. We need a nickname for him!

2. Speaking of nicknames, I've got one for everyone's favorite Buffalo-born player. No, not Kane. Piña Kaleta! I even put the squiggle over the n!

3. Spacek/Kalinin? Ew. I wanted Spacek/Paetsch.

4. New Guy, you're making a very good first impression as of yet. But I still refuse to call you Big Bear. Just no.

5. Spacey/Kalinin=bad. Put Spacek with Paetsch!

6. Go Royzie! Standing up for New Guy. I love you Royzie and New Guy.

7. Yay Zednik! And smart Tally for getting a neck guard.

8. Did Neale just say National Predators? Wow.

9. New Guy helping General Mills. Awww. I like him already. It took what, 12 minutes?

10. Haha, they just showed that old hit of Staffy's where the dude fell over the bench and pretty much on Sir MacArthur's lap. Poor Clarkie was freaking out.

11. Our defense annoys me.

12. Vanek is angry. Aww. I feel bad for him.

13. GO NEW GUY! I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

14. Haha, Harry Neale is so right. New Guy has so many fans in 15 minutes.

15. Labatt Pond Hockey commercials make me laugh.

16. Working on a nickname for New Guy. Best I have is Frenchie. Ehh.

17. Kalinin, I', disappointed in you. Step up and play better.

18. Wow, we're ranked 5^th in penalty kill!

19. Yay! Penalty to loser for hurting Piña Kaleta.

20. Our powerplay is ranked 8^th? Wow. Surprising.

21. ROYZIE GETTING A FIGHT! I love him.

22. 5 on 3? Nice.

22b. This commercial had this dude throw a guitar into the crowd. What if it hit someone in the head? Could they sue him? Rockstars are idiots.

24. New Guy is modest. Awww. And Darcy Regier is an idiot. He insults our guys unintentionally too much. And he looks like a dog.

25. We're talking about Millsy's contract already? God help me.

26. MILLER WAS HURT?!?! Apparently hit with a puck in the head. I missed it. Ughhh. I blame Julie. Stupid AIM.

27. The world is about to end. Andrew Peters scored a goal.

28. Spacek/Kalinin. No. I still hate them together.

29. What's with players falling for no reason?

30. I miss Miller. T-Bo scares me with his inconsistency.

31. I have a bad feeling about tonight.

32. Penalty. Ew. But Millsy's back!

33. Am I the only one that does not see the “hook” by Sir MacArthur?

34. French homework sucks. Miller doesn't.

35. I wish I could go to the Aces and Blades thing.

36. Some Pred is named Tootu? Seriously?

37. “There it goes! There it goes! The Population of Pominville goes up by one!” Yay Pommerdoodles. You get a dog treat.

38. “You've been given the gift of life; give it back.” But I don't wanna die....

39. GO ROYZIE! He's an amazing puck handler.

40. Uh-oh. High stick via Paetsch. Double minor 'cause of blood. I hate that rule. The stick could have blinded you, but as long as you're not bleeding, they only get 2 minutes. I guess if you're blinded, you won't care much about that. I'm guessing your hockey career is over, anyways.

41. The Pittsburgh Penguins are sort-of dumb in my opinion.

42. Maybe I'm biased but 2 of the Preds goals were way unfair. The first one hit Mills in the face. Um, stop play when a goalie falls over in pain, will you? The second one I don't like, the one Pred was in the freaking goal! I think that should be considered goaltender interference or something.

43. What was that goal? Ugh. I forgive you, Miller. And go New Guy! Not so much for Kalinin. Maybe if you act more like New Guy....

44. Poor Conolly. Two almost goals.

45. Piña Kaleta, you're amazing.

46. ”Mr. Tootu went for Mr. Roy while Mr. Peters was out there.” I'm about to die of laughter. Oh and what's gotten into Royzie? Fighting? But I like it.

47. Ottawa fired their coach. It makes me laugh.

47b. Peters fake fight. They arranged it. Seriously.
Scene:
Peters: “Hey dude, you wanna fight? I need to prove my worth.”
Nameless 16: “Whatevs. Just wait for puck drop, k?”

49. WOAH! Tutu and Mairsy. That was a fight! Are you taking notes, Petey? Tutu wears #22, by the way. Irony.

50. It'd be sweet to see Rayzor somehow get in a fight. My life's goal #3?

51. I miss you, Soupy. But I hear you're doing good in San Jose.

52. GO TIMMY! You too, Pommers.

53. It'd be sweet if New Guy could get another goal/

54. Aww, he missed. Two goals and an assist is still pretty impressive.

55. You know what's pathetic? New Guy's gotten more points with the Sabres than Peters has....

56. Conolly with another goal! Well, not really. But he set it up. So I give him most of the credit. Koda gets some too.

57. GO KALETA! Very aggressive game. Piña Kaleta is amazing.

58. In other news, Kalinin gained my respect for sticking up for Kaleta. And their cute knuckle-touch in the box. Aww.

59. Another Kaleta collision.

60. And another fight. Dude. But you rock, Goose. Live and die by the sword.

61. Another fight! Go New Guy! And Royzie of course. And all the other guys. But I like how well New Guy is gitting in.

62. My mom was somehow unaware of the New Guy for Soupy trade. Wow.

63. Win for us. Yay.

64. Just want to say, Lexi you're soooo right. New Guy hated SJ but rocks here in Buffalo because, well, we rock.

65. Seriously, this is the last thing. The Campbell veins, veins, veins commercial was replaced with a loser one. I can't take my leg problems seriously without Soupy's excessive pointing. Aww.

66. Okay, I lied. But New Guy was 1^st Star! Sweet.

I'll have one Piña Kaleta, please! -STM

**All credit for the nicknames: Piña Kaleta and Sir MacArthur have to go to STM.

Sabres vs. Flyers Game Notes;; 2/25

1. As much as I say I'm over Evil Midget, I still love seeing him pounded into the boards.
2. Despite the fact I've determited my life's goal is to see Ryan Miller in a fight, 'd love to see Derek Roy fight Evil Midget. I hope Royzie would pound him.
3. I love Roy. A lot.
4. When guys fall, everyone around them raises their stick. It's like "Nope, I didn't make him fall. Don't penalize me."
5. Lucky Seventeen isn't played much. I think Lindy doesn't want him to upstage the "star players". Whatevs.
6. Versus sucks. End of story.
7. In addition to number six, why are they suddenly obsessed with Vanek? I know they're in love with Cindy Crosby and Ovie, occasionally Evil Midget as well (but he sucks now, so no) but why Vanek tonight? I loved him first!
8. Refs are stupid. Grrr. Pommerdoodles didn't try to put the puck in the penalty box. Just look at his cute puppy-dog face.
9. The Sabres can never keep a lead, can they?
10. They need to be more aggressive. Beat up Evil Midget, will you Kaleta? Pleaseeeeeeeee?
11. Paille has a wonderfully fun name. Pie-yay!
12. Versus hates the Sabres. Notice how they play the Sabres goal like once (if we're lucky) and then the Flyers goals are replayed 84 million times.
13. Some of the Flyers appear to be missing teeth. Ew.
14. Soupy needs to make soup out of Umberger. Like now, tyvm.
15. More Vanek obsessing.
16. Rules of icing are annoying.
16. (For some reason I have two sixteens) Evil Midget could so be a girl. Bree Air. Totally. (Or and elf; he's short enough.)
17. Where are you Lucky Seventeen?
18. Haha, Marty iced it! Anyways, MacArthur is really amazing. Just look at him. Change his name to McAmazing.
19. Overtime is gross, but better than losing.
20. Harry Neale randomly cuts off sometimes... but I like him. (Yes I am watching the game muted and listening to the radio)
21. The Sens losing 5-1 to the Make Beliefs? Haha, karma rocks. In your face, Emery.
22. Miller makes dramatic saves.
22b. I wonder if some Sabres hate Evil Midget. I bet so.
24. Lucky Seventeen! Yay, yay, yay! And Goose gets a honk too for that "fight".
25. Thinking about shootouts make me nervous.
26. SOMEONE PUSHED LUCKY SEVENTEEN OVER! I'm mad. But he's amazing.
27. Shootouts make me nervous.
28. Talking about Soupy depresses me. Shut up.
29. The Sabres sticks look like they're shaking. Except for Peters. He doesn't have anything to worry about.
30. I can't watch shootouts.
31. Losses depress me. But McFly makes everything better... almost.

Favorite Sabre of the night:
Either MacArthr or Lucky Seventeen.
Royzie, Pommers, and TV are up there too.

Most hated Sabre of the night:
The Flyers. Boooooo!

Hooray.

I started a blog. Why? Well, why not? Let me inform you right now, it will probably be just-about-completely about the Sabres. Because it just will be.