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Because of my speeding offenses. But it's only a car, innit?
So anyways, I'm bummed out 'cause of some of the Sabres being send down. It's pretty depressing, eh?
Say farewell to:
Tyler Bouck- no idea who he is, but apparently he's pending waivers. Cool name dude, hope you stick around.
Jimmy Bonneau- same as the above dude.
Colton Fretter- Colton Fretter is an amazing name. Even better than the above mention, and he's not on waivers.
Marc-Andre Gragnani- LUCKY SEVENTEEN. He's my hero. I'll miss him.
Derek Whitmore- Dunno who that is.
Felix Schutz- Aww. He was a German dude, yeah?
Colin Murphy- Yeah, whatever.
Mike Card- Card is sweet. He's the Mike with good hair, yeah?
Mike Kostka- who?
Adam Dennis- who cares?
Tyler Meyers- aww, that dude's cool.
andddd Jhonas Enroth- I'm sad about saying good bye to Frosty the Goalieman. ):
Oh and Philip Gogulla was sent to Germany or whatever. I'm sure Hecht is mourning over the loss of his BFF.
So pretty much, all these guys are going to Portland (except Google is heading to Germany), so we won't see them unless the real Sabres are hurt. Which is actually really likely.
Whilst we're saying all the bad news, Paul Gaustad injured his thumb last game and won't be playing for a few weeks. I know, it seems a bit lame. Do geese even have thumbs? Maybe he broke a feather.
How about some good news?
Cake Maker was featured in an article in today's newspaper and has a shot at being a real Sabre!
Zaggie hasn't been sent down yet!
Coca Cola is a sponsor of the Sabres or something!
There's like a ton of Tylers and Mikes that are Sabres!
Felix really is German and is probably BFFZ with Hecht and Google too!
Anna
learned
that spacing
things out
makes it look
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more.
And... uh... my birthday's soon.
Well, that's all.
I just wanted to rant a little about how annoying school is.
1. Homework.
Okay, so it's supposed to help you learn stuff and all that junk they tell you. That's great and all, but do we really need 501 questions a night plus 5 novels to read plus 18 and 3/4 projects to complete on a nightly basis? I didn't think so.
2. Detention.
It's a joke these days. You came to class late= detention. You didn't do the homework= detention. You didn't complete the homework= detention. You disrespected the teacher/a classmate/any living thing/a pencil= detention. You breathed too loudly= detention.
3. Teachers.
Before you think I'm anti-teachers, I'm not. I'm just anti-teachers that go "oh, I know what it's like to have been in school and have tons of homework. I know you have other classes to worry about," and then give you massive amounts of work anyway. Either they want you to suffer as much as they did, or they really don't have a clue what they're talking about. Hypocrites.
4. Grades.
The whole grading system is annoying. Especially in English. It's not fair to be graded on your creative abilities, now is it? That's not something you can memorize. Yet, we are all the time. What's the point anyway?
5. Tests/quizzes.
I get the point of tests and quizzes. Really, I do. But is it necessary to have so many tests and quizzes that you don't even remember when you have them? Honestly, I think once teachers start giving more than one test or quiz a week, they're going overboard. Unless, there's a systematic order with it. Like Euro is cool. We have a unit test, then a quiz on the next unit the next day. Perfect sense.
6. Help.
There are some teachers that are willing to help you and all that, whether you were absent and need work that you missed or you don't understand something. And then there are those teachers who give you an evil glare and tell you to go sit down and either wait until the end of class or a free period/go look in some folder you were supposed to know about but didn't/ask someone else. Come on, teachers are supposed to be nice and helpful, right? I understand they get frustrated too, but no need to be mean.
Got any more? Feel free to comment/send me them. x3
And that's not "I'm a Canadian" ehhhh. That's "I'm annoyed/tired/unhappy/depressed/bored/ehhhh" ehhh.
But anyways, shoot outs are gross. So nerve wracking and anti-cool. Anti-Anna, really. I swear. But the point is, I don't like shoot outs, so they should go die. (:
In other news, Limey is a sweet dude. And I'm upset with Backstrom because I like him, but I want to hate him. It's annoying. Like when Kaner plays in Buffalo, you want him to do well, but lose. It's like, "I like you, but I have to boo you because you're an anti-Sabre."
Have you noticed that I like saying anti? Anti-Cullens, anti-cool, anti-Anna, anti-Sabre. I rule.
So far, the shootout is 1-1. Dramatic.
Uh-oh, this is the possible game winner for the Wilds. Gasp.
It wasn't. Dun-dun-dunnn.
Kennedy? I have his autograph!
But he failed too. ):
Wilds scored, uck, they win.
We suck.
Boo; and not in the "I'm a cool ghost" way.
What kind of team name is Wilds, anyway? xp
Shoot outs are gross.
'Kay, so I know I'm not doing game notes. But, THE SABRES JUST TIED UP THE GAME WITH 5 SECONDS REMAINING. That's pretty sweet and note deserving, now isn't it? So pretty much, they're going to overtime and I'm semi-worried. I've already justified them losing, though. I mean, last year the Sabres won like all of the pre-season games and were amazing in them, and then sucked most of the regular season. So maybe if they suck during the pre-season, they'll get it out of their systems and be amazing during the regular season.... Hey, I'm not expecting them to win the Stanley Cup this year or anything, I just want them to do well.
KODA SCORES AND WINS THIS IN OOOOOVERTIME. (:
Don't you love Koda? Ever since I watched Brother Bear with Tess, I think of him as a big lovable bear.
Anyways, that's it for me. Yay Sabres. Yay Koda. Boo me for being for not thinking they could pull through and not listening to most of the game.
So as you may or may not know, I'm like obsessed with Twilight series. It comes right after McFly and the Sabres, which are currently tied (that may change since hockey season's starting!). Anyways, I wrote a little story about what should have happened, totally making fun of the book. Being the kind and generous person I am, I thought I'd share it- haha. Enjoy, and remember I really did like the book overall!
Edward was all sparkly and stuff and was totally distracting Bella with the rainbow-sparklyness and super marble-statue handsomeness. And then James came and ate her, which caused Edward to explode. The whole world cheered and James was declared a hero. So Jacob threw a huge party and everyone was invited except Mike because he's an idiot. And then Quil totally imprinted on a baby, like omg. So he was shunned by everyone and kicked out of the party. He promptly got ran over by a bus and then Paul ate the bus. Which made Jared mad because he wanted some too. But Alice told him another bus was coming, only Jared got hit by it. Which made Kim cry and then Jasper accidentally ate her 'cause he was hungry. Then Alice totally dumped him so he ran away and was never seen again. And Jazzy-Jazz-Jazz is such an important person, that without him the world imploded. The end.
And I've got some bonus material for you, making fun of specific scenes. Breaking Dawn warning.
"Don't go Bella."
"But I hate walking in on you and my new step daddy making out. He's like five years older than me- it's gross!"
"Oh, well, okay then. Tell Charlie hi, even though he really should hate me for breaking his heart and divorcing him!"
"Okay, love you mom."
"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"
"Well, at least it's better than Renesmee. I mean really, did you think you were being creative? Next time, let your leech name the kid, Bells."
The reason why so many guys like Bella....
"Hey, Mike,"
"Yeah Tyler?"
"Eric and I heard from Jessica that the new Bella girl won't go out with /any/ guy."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, Mike. Tyler's telling the truth."
"So you don't think she'd even go out with me?"
"No way, Mike. If she'd go out with anyone, it'd be me."
"In your dreams, Eric."
"How about a bet then? Whichever of us gets Bella to go out on a real date- just the two of them and she has to know it's a date- wins $50 from each of the two losers."
"You're on, Mike."
"Yeah, but add to the rules that she has to willingly kiss you."
"Okay, you're on, Eric."
"Deal."
Post-Breaking Dawn...
"OH MY GOD, MOM. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KISSED JACOB!"
"Who told you about that, Nessie?!"
"Wait, you really did? I was just joking...."
"Oh..."
"OH MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU KISS MY IMPRINT? THAT'S DISGUSTING! I'M KISSING A GUY MY MOM KISSED!"
And that was the end of Jacob and Nessie....
"So, if Ness and Jake have a kid, what would it be? One-fourth vampire, one-forth wolf, and one-half human? Wow, I'm glad I imprinted on a human."
"Yeah, a three-year-old."
"HEY, SHE'LL BE FOUR IN AUGUST!"
Okay, so I didn't do game notes, nor did I plan on it. I was too busy selling pies to the Sabres wives, ha. Anyways, so I listened to the game and they dropped the puck in the last however many seconds, when the Sabres weren't ready? What the hell is that? Just because this is some big ceremony for the Habs doesn't mean you can cheat. Loser refs, I bet they're Canadian.
Sabres vs. the Make-Beliefs. -9/22
1. HOORAY, THE SEASON IS FINALLY STARTING- SORT-OF!
2. Wow. Penalty to the guy with the impossible long name. What was that, five seconds in? Ha.
3. Staffy rocks with his immediate start.
4. ZAGGIE SCORES! And Sir. Cake Maker* got the assist, I think.
5. 'Nother penalty to the Leafies. In your faces.
6. Ouch, penalty to us. Blah, whatever.
7. I love how there's not really anything for Neale to say 'cause the season hasn't really started. It's completely "last year, blah, blah, blah...." Ha.
8. Miller robbed a guy, apparently. Apparently it's okay to steal, as long as you're a goalie.
9. I don't like this having to listen to the radio. I miss seeing the game.
10. Haha, no goal dude. Millsy pwns you.
11. "Miller's a little slow to get up. I don't know if he got hit in the midsection..." Um, no comment....
12. Shang? Isn't that like the dude from Mulan? Guess he plays hockey when he's not fighting Huns.
13. Perry's. Mmmmm.
14. "As we get older, it's normal to forget things." Why did I find this hilarious? Just because the girl sounds happy about memory loss?
15. Dude, they didn't take the commercial brake? And they scored? I bet it was during the memory loss commercial. Stupid Canadians.
16. SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, I SHAKE IT. Somehow the background music doesn't fit with two somewhat old guys talking about hitting a moose.
17. Finger? Since when is that a name?
18. 'Dinky' penalty to Koda. And a cheesy joke from Neale. "I think he hit Finger in the finger."
19. Okay, so why would I want to buy the DVD of the Winter Classic? We lost. xp
20. Ooh, a fight? A lame little thing, but still.
21. Oops. Missed a bit of the game. Nothing major happening, right?
22. Someone swam to make the save? What, did the ice melt?
23. Go Sir. Cake Maker, being in the right places even if you don't get a goal.
24. I really wanna see how our defense is doing. So far, we haven't been in our own end much. That's good.
25. Every time I hear something about Sekera, I start singing 'Sekera-Sekera'.
26. Goal, ouch. Our D looks pretty weak. Then again, they're all (except Tally and Spacey) like under the age of 15, right?
27. Oooooh. A fight! GO KALETA!
28. Peters is thrown out? Ha.
29. Neale is pretty funny sometimes. "Well, we know he wasn't going over to ask Lindy how his summer was."
30. I think the refs are really stressed or something; they're overreacting a bit. Upset about their summer vaca being over?
31. End of period one, Leafies leading. Yuck.
32. "A tree falls in a forest, what kind of tree is it?" Wow, that commercial made me laugh like crazy for some reason.
33. Replay of the fight? What's the point if we can't see it? xp 34. Wow, Mairsy's voice is a lot deeper than I'd thought it was.
35. Julie is annoying. And I intentionally made sure I used this number. xp 36. It makes me laugh when RJ says "youngster."
37. Ouch. Goal. We suck.
38. Do you think this is karma for me saying the dude singing the anthems was bad? xp
39. Penalty to Leafies? Huzzah. 40. Ouch. Didn't make the goal. 41. I'm having trouble focusing on the game. Yawn.
42. 'Nother Power Play to us. Good... I hope.
43. Enroth is getting in goal. Yay.
44. Okay, why does RJ keep saying "Mancari" wrong? Or does everyone else say it wrong?
45. I've come to the conclusion that the game is over. We're down by three. But I don't blame Frosty*, I bet he wasn't expecting the shot.
46. How come Rob Ray advertises so much stuff?
47. Aww, good try Sekera-Sekera.
48. I think I'm having Pommerdoodle withdrawal. I miss him. But having Zaggie, Sir. Cake Maker, and other cool 'rookies' is sweet to the max.
49. I'm the biggest Zaggie fan in the world. -totally just remembered that from last year-
50. Wow, I just missed a lot. I was listening, but not paying attention.
51. Second period over. 4-1, Leafs. Definitely karma for being mean to the singer dude.
52. Yay. Sabres goal. Google*** scored, set up by Sir. Cake Maker and Zaggie. (:
53. "At least he tried to bleed." Ha, I always found the bleeding rule of high sticking is a bit stupid.
54. Sekera-Sekera got thrown in the box. Ew. That's mean since apparently the dude stepped on his stick.
55. Uck, another goal. Poor Frosty, he's melting.
56. Some stuff happened. Yeah, I wasn't paying attention....
57. Apparently Sabretooth is already in that Montreal-ish place that the Sabres are playing in tomorrow. Just thought you'd be dying to know his whereabouts.
58. Zaggie lost his stick and was yelling at someone or something? I think my radio's too quiet; I'm having trouble hearing over the clacking keyboard noise.
59. Yay, Mancari scored. =) I swear, I think I saw him at my church one time....
60. Zaggie got an assist off that goal, he's on fire dudeeee. Oh and Spacey got an assist too.
61. Now the Leafs got a penalty, I think?
62. Stupid Leafs goal. Poor Frosty.
63. Hecht scores. Yay. Go Germans.
64. So now the score is 6-4, in favor of the Leafies. Hmmm. What's the chance of the Sabres miraculously pulling through?
65. Not much.
66. Wide open net goal. Doesn't really affect me, I knew the game was over for us.
67. Well, we lost. But I'm really happy about Zaggie playing so well. Sir. Cake Maker too.
* Sir. Cake Maker is Clarke MacArthur; the nickname derives from Sara calling him Sir. MacArthur and Tessa thinking my signed MacArthur puck said Cake Maker.
** Frosty is our new back-up, back-up goalie, Jhonas Enroth. Enroth=Froth=Frothy=Frosty. That's how my mind works, anyways. Ha.
*** Googley is Philip Gogulla. I heart his name. And he's a German, so him and Hecht must be BFFZ.
