1. I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the game, but who really cares? Anyways, poor Soupy's hair clashes with his new jersey. Sigh.
2. Okay, I know you're totally jealous. I think I might-have-probably-did see Henrik Tallinder and kids outside his house today. Two little adorable children and a guy shoveling snow off his driveway. And as my bus went by, he stopped to look at it with his classic Tallinder smirk.
3. They're benching Sir MacArthur?! I might just cry.
4. I don't like Paetsch haircut. Grow it out, dude.
5. Carey Price looks like he's fifteen.... Even Patrick Kane looks older!
6. What's the difference between linesmen and refs? I've never understood.
7. Oh great, the Canadiens are #1 on the powerplay.
8. GO MILLER! He just robbed that dude blind.
9. But they score anyways. Ew.
10. Sabres, are you sleeping? Please wake up.
11. Piña Kaleta pounds that guy! I think Mairsy helped too.
12. Pie is very speedy.
13. Nice giveaway, Lydman. Annoying. But Labatt Pond Hockey commercial revives my spirits.
14. There's Afinogenov! I can tell by his unpredictable skating!
15. What the freak was that? We're the Canadiens feeding you poisoned apples before the game, or something? It feels like an ironic twist to Snow White. Sabres and the seven dwarfs? Snow White and the Seven Sabres? Oh, I got it. Sabretooth and the Seven Sabres.
16. Good Goose. Protecting little Piña Kaleta. I bet he treats Piña Kaleta like one of his little goslings.
17. This commercial annoys me. You're not the “Wizard of Za”, weirdo.
18. We're just getting shut down, aren't we? Lazy slackers.
19. Shoving Royzie? Excuse me? Jerk-faced-loser. I'm sure Kaleta will take care of him. What I wouldn't give to hear the words Piña Kaleta exchanged....
20. First period sucked. The only Sabres I can stand at the moment would be Miller and... um... Sabretooth. Everyone else is either poisoned by the apples the Canadiens somehow gave them before the game or just plain a lazy slacker. Now excuse me while I try to forget those 20 minutes ever happened....
21. OMG KOOLAID MAN! Uh, don't ask.... I miss Sweet Home.
22. Captain talk. Ooooh. TV as captain, Robey? I like that idea.
22b. I get to watch roughly 15 minutes more and then I have to go. I'm actually not that depressed.
24. LaPierre? Can you get any more French? I'm disgusted.
25. Vanek has helmet hair. Haha.
26. Maybe a powerplay is just what we need...
27. Guess so. GO VANEK!
28. Penalty to Goose? Ew.
29. Now I have to go. Ew. I hope we win.
